| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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