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| What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).... more
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| "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife... more
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| What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).... more
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| What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.... more
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| Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.... more
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| How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.... more
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| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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| Why are diapers like $10 bills?Because you have to change them.... more
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| Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more
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| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more
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