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| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !... more
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| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more
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| A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L... more
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| What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!... more
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| After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy... more
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| Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the o... more
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| Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should... more
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| Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.... more
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