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| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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