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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 04/80/2008 | | Views: | 8 | | | | Joke: | Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now Ive come to meet my maker." | | | |
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