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| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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