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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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