| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Mada... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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