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| Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more
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| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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