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| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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