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| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.... more
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| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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