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| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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