| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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