| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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