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| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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