| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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