| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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