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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does the hungry monster get after hes eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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