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| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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