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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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