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| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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