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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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