| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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