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| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein... more
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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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