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| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big and hairy and goes beep beep?A monster in a traffic jam.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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