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| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What monster plays the most April Fools jokes? Prankenstein!... more
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