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| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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