| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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