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| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more
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| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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