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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.... more
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| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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