| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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