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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.... more
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| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more
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| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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