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| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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