| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats big and hairy and goes beep beep?A monster in a traffic jam.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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