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| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more
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