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| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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