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| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
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| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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