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| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Mada... more
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| What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein... more
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| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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