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| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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