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| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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