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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more
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| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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