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| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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