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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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