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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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