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| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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