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| Whats big and hairy and goes beep beep?A monster in a traffic jam.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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