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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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