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| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does the hungry monster get after hes eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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