| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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