| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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